I have been struggling for years trying to hone these bastards only to fail utterly. So on a recent business trip I took some time out to visit Randy Tuttle and asked (begged actually) for some help.
I dragged my stash of stones and razors on the plane (got barely under the weight limit) and with his mentorship I was able to learn enough to hone a razor to grade A shave-ability.

I couldn't-a done it without him and I am very grateful.

Thanks, Randy and all the best.