Quote Originally Posted by Slartibartfast View Post
i am even more minimalist. i shave with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfathers pocket knife using soap scum found in the sink at work.

Top THAT!
I took a piece of rock and meticulously ground the edge of a seashell until it was thin enough to cut hair, or at least pull it out by the roots. Now I shave by dragging a sharpened seashell across my cheek. My only pre-shave treatment is water that I obtained by digging a hole in the ground, and waiting for natural ground water to bleed into that hole. I dug the hole with the rock I used to grind the seashell.

Good sir, you have been topped.