Funny e-bay descriptions/tactics.
I am spending way too much time on e-bay. Luckily mostly browsing. With some of these I can't help but chuckle.
"I am no razor expert ..... These are in excellent condition ... and would make a great addition to your collection."
Well thank you for your non-expert opinion. If I wanted one I'd ask the kid bagging my groceries.
"EXCELLENT plus used CONDITION straight razor. NO rust ,only pepper age spots on blade,some pits."
No comment required. Well, maybe a small one. "Oh, can I have it? Can I have it? I prefer rusted out pits to just plain old rust." and they are not called age spots, these are liver spots. At least they would be on a vintage human.
"The razor is very sharp. I tried cleaning but stopped after cutting myself"
Wow, a moron and a liar all in one compact package.
"The razor is very sharp, it tried cutting a piece of paper and it sliced it with no effort."
Where to I sign up for this letter opener?
The one I really like, on an obviously restored blade:
"... STRAIGHT RAZOR MINTY ... "
I don't know about minty. Can I get it in cinnamony?