Rofl!
I wish to apologize to anyone that took my post to be anything else than an attempt at a humorous lament of my shaving equipment acquisition disorder. I've been a married man for a number of years, and theres a small armada of children running around calling me grandpa. No worries, but thanks :)
With that said - I need to head to my workshop to try to tackle this shaving gear IKEA DVD shelf hack (puh, say that fast 5 times in a row!)
Hey, there's an option #6! Good one!