"At least we can kill someone..."

...So, I'm bragging to the wife today:

Me: "Honey, check this out! It was a rusted piece o' junk. I'm really pleased with the progress so far..."

Saint Alice, (examining my shined-up thrift-store special): "That's really nice work. Looks great."

Me: "Yeah, don't it? It's got a ways to go, but I'm pretty pleased with it so far."

Saint Alice, (looking at the workbench): "Gee, how many of these things are you going to get???"

Me, (deciding I might as well fess up to the addiction): "Oh, dozens and dozens!"

Saint Alice pauses a moment, sighs, then says:

"Well, at least they're small and we can kill someone with them if we have to."

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I am a fortunate man.

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She is a saint. Keep her.

Truly blessed :roflmao

Definitely keep her. I love her attitude.

Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?

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Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?

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probably broken women who her husband bids enter

Nice looking razor :) And definately she's (your wife) a keeper...she seems to find a bright side to anything...lol.

Well you have two things going right for ya...

My wife said "At least I can use them to open packages"..... I almost killed her

And

You have a Thistle there,,,, Wait until you shave that razor :tu

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Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?

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Great minds think alike. :rock:

Oh dear.... I'm not even sure what to say....:eek: :thinking: