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  1. 01-24-2011, 09:28 PM #1
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    Default "At least we can kill someone..."

    ...So, I'm bragging to the wife today:

    Me: "Honey, check this out! It was a rusted piece o' junk. I'm really pleased with the progress so far..."

    Saint Alice, (examining my shined-up thrift-store special): "That's really nice work. Looks great."

    Me: "Yeah, don't it? It's got a ways to go, but I'm pretty pleased with it so far."

    Saint Alice, (looking at the workbench): "Gee, how many of these things are you going to get???"

    Me, (deciding I might as well fess up to the addiction): "Oh, dozens and dozens!"

    Saint Alice pauses a moment, sighs, then says:

    "Well, at least they're small and we can kill someone with them if we have to."

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  3. 01-24-2011, 10:23 PM #2
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    She is a saint. Keep her.
    It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. Twain
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  5. 01-24-2011, 10:36 PM #3
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    Truly blessed
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    Definitely keep her. I love her attitude.
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  9. 01-24-2011, 11:05 PM #5
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    Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?
    No matter how many men you kill you can't kill your successor-Emperor Nero
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?
    probably broken women who her husband bids enter
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  12. 01-25-2011, 12:23 AM #7
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    Nice looking razor And definately she's (your wife) a keeper...she seems to find a bright side to anything...lol.
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  14. 01-25-2011, 12:37 AM #8
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    Well you have two things going right for ya...

    My wife said "At least I can use them to open packages"..... I almost killed her

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    You have a Thistle there,,,, Wait until you shave that razor
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  16. 01-25-2011, 01:19 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by thebigspendur View Post
    Not so fast there, who does she mean to kill?
    Great minds think alike.
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  17. 01-25-2011, 03:01 AM #10
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    Oh dear.... I'm not even sure what to say....
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