you know you're a straight addict when...
I'll start with a few:
- you think about shaving with a straight and smile
- you keep wanting to shave with a straight even when you cut your face like crap
- you spend more $$$ on razors than necessary / reasonable / you can afford
- you have to hide your straight-related purchases from your significant other
- you truly believe you "need" this $399 (or more) razor
- you can't wait for your beard to grow so that you can shave again
I'm sure there are others much more hilarious - let's hear them
RE: you know you're a straight addict when...
You find yourself honing the butter knife because it doesn't pass the hanging hair test.