Thread: you know you're a straight addict when...

I'll start with a few:

• you think about shaving with a straight and smile
• you keep wanting to shave with a straight even when you cut your face like crap
• you spend more $$$ on razors than necessary / reasonable / you can afford
• you have to hide your straight-related purchases from your significant other
• you truly believe you "need" this $399 (or more) razor
• you can't wait for your beard to grow so that you can shave again

I'm sure there are others much more hilarious - let's hear them

Your brain locks up when you try to decide which shaving cream or soap to use for the day because you have too many choices.

-- Gary F.

You are having creams, aftershaves, and colognes custom made so it will finish off your shaving experience with perfection and you dont have to settle for a fregrance that isnt perfect.

Oh, and when 8/8 just isnt big enough

You wonder whether to buy groceries, or the neato Henckels on ebay.

The days of the week go from being
Monday, Tuesday etc, etc. to being
Gencoday, Bokerday, W&Bday, etc.


Terry

You find yourself honing the butter knife because it doesn't pass the hanging hair test.

Suddenly everything is measured in 8ths.

When you hang out on SRP
answering questions like
this one..........



Terry

When your posts per day is 6.83

You start a blog about it.

X