Thread: you know you're a straight addict when...

Originally Posted by mparker762

Yeah, but at least you know it's love if she lets you. Or alcohol. Not that it matters over the short term.

not even gonna go there

you find yourself being a blad little buddah with no hair anywhere...

I thought I'm on the way to addiction but wanting to shave someone else with a straight - dunno, that's too much...

I only got balls enough for myself

and not to forget: I am amazed your girlfriend lets you shave her legs with anything! there's some serious trust and / or horniness between you too way to go

Originally Posted by izlat

I thought I'm on the way to addiction but wanting to shave someone else with a straight - dunno, that's too much...

I only got balls enough for myself

and not to forget: I am amazed your girlfriend lets you shave her legs with anything! there's some serious trust and / or horniness between you too way to go

Never said I did, only that wanting it is my way of knowing I'm addicted.
It's actually not that scary. I often shave patients' hairs off w/ a scalpel before removing small skin or scalp lesions. Is much easier and quicker than using the double blade disposables sold for clinical purposes.

In Belgium they run straight razor shaving courses to which ladies are explicitly invited although it does only say so on the Dutch language web page: http://www.shaving-and-razor-shop.com/NL/index-e.htm
Click on " Learn to shave" & browse thorugh the pictures & you'll see some ladies shaving their man.

Apprentice barbers were taught shaving by lathering a balloon and shave off the lather. If they managed without popping the balloon they were allowed to shave customers. So Izlat, why not try that 1st, or go on holiday to Belgium (great beers and food as well!). Before you know you have the guts for a horny experience

-When your shaving products take up more counter space than your significant other's cosmetic products.
-When you keep trying to get people to go straight.
-When you use her conditioner in secret, to soften that 3 days' growth.
-When you can't stop touching your face to check how your shave went.

Originally Posted by Kees

Apprentice barbers were taught shaving by lathering a balloon and shave off the lather.

Kees,

I heard the same from a barber here in Orlando. Haven't tried it yet though.

I've been to Belguim, Brussels and Bruge, still have a very good friend there. Never heard about courses on straight shaving though... I also do remember getting very drunk at this old Dada bar (sth. with Fleur...), then trying to dj at a trance club (there were some Dali interpretations on the walls) then at like 4am I couldn't get a taxi, stopped a stranger on the street and he gave me a ride to the hotel - this was very cool! so I have very fond memories of Belgium

Cheers
Ivo

-When you are heterosexual. look into other men's faces just to see how well they shaved and don't find it weird at all.
-Your respect for a person is influenced by how clean his shave is.
-When you come across a person you don't like with too much stubble on his face, you say "get a shave, ye damn hippie"

Originally Posted by FiReSTaRT

-When you are heterosexual. look into other men's faces just to see how well they shaved and don't find it weird at all.

Ilija, RAD did scare me a bit but this line wins hands down.

And I thought it would be hard having to explain the strange noises from stropping in the bathroom, hehehe. Imagine what she'll ask when she sees me staring at other men's faces!

When you seriously consider getting a PO Box so your wife doesn't see the never-ending parade of Priority Mail packages arriving at your door.

Jordan

Ivo, I know. You have to train yourself the same way you can glance at another woman without your woman noticing it. It's all about professionalism.