Thread: you know you're a straight addict when...

I'll start with a few:

• you think about shaving with a straight and smile
• you keep wanting to shave with a straight even when you cut your face like crap
• you spend more $$$ on razors than necessary / reasonable / you can afford
• you have to hide your straight-related purchases from your significant other
• you truly believe you "need" this $399 (or more) razor
• you can't wait for your beard to grow so that you can shave again

I'm sure there are others much more hilarious - let's hear them

Your brain locks up when you try to decide which shaving cream or soap to use for the day because you have too many choices.

-- Gary F.

You are having creams, aftershaves, and colognes custom made so it will finish off your shaving experience with perfection and you dont have to settle for a fregrance that isnt perfect.

Oh, and when 8/8 just isnt big enough

You wonder whether to buy groceries, or the neato Henckels on ebay.

The days of the week go from being
Monday, Tuesday etc, etc. to being
Gencoday, Bokerday, W&Bday, etc.


Terry

You find yourself honing the butter knife because it doesn't pass the hanging hair test.

Before you sit down and watch TV for the night you lay out the hones and razors that need attention.

Originally Posted by Gregg

Before you sit down and watch TV for the night you lay out the hones and razors that need attention.

I do that ALL the time!!!!

I've often simply given up on the TV part (nothing on worth watching anyway)...just go straight to the hones.

Ed (Dear Lord, I've become a curmudgeon...what's worse, I'm proud of the fact )

You guys have me pegged on way too many of these. Damn.