Thread: you know you're a straight addict when...

Originally Posted by ForestryProf

Ed (Dear Lord, I've become a curmudgeon...what's worse, I'm proud of the fact )

Let me just say welcome, old friend... here's a glass of scotch, put your feet up on that hassock over there and join in with the rest of the boys for a good round of "Turn your hat around, you call that music? Pull up your pants, get off my lawn and for God's sake get a JOB!"



-- Gary F.

Originally Posted by gfoster

Let me just say welcome, old friend... here's a glass of scotch, put your feet up on that hassock over there and join in with the rest of the boys for a good round of "Turn your hat around, you call that music? Pull up your pants, get off my lawn and for God's sake get a JOB!"



-- Gary F.

Gary,
Best laugh I've had in a week, thanks. But you forgot--"next time you shave, stand a little closer to the razor!"

Ed

you are addicted when you try to convince a militant full beard wearer to shave with a straight ...

Arnd

you convince yourself that if a cut turns into a scar it will build character...

When SRP is temprarily unavailable (as it was last night for a couple of hours) and you aimlessly wait for it to be on air again..

Hear hear! I must have refreshed it 6 times during the night.

Weh nyou take out your wife to a VERY nice restuarant and as they are scraping crumbs off the table in between courses, the ONLY thing you can think about is whether or not you could hone that thing they use enough to make it shave ready lol

When you pick up a kiwi to eat and start wondering weather you can shave it while you wait for your beard to grow back out.

Originally Posted by alfborge

When you pick up a kiwi to eat and start wondering weather you can shave it while you wait for your beard to grow back out.

nice one - I might need to buy some kiwis

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