your blue collar redneck card is revoked.
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My hometown has 780 people. My 8th grade graduating class had 12 people. I drove a combine before I drove a car. I've seined crawdads from mudholes by the side of the road (though I hated every minute of it).
I got kicked out of a whole country once (Belarus). I speak 2 languages apart from my own, and can read 3 more fairly well. I've spent the night in jail, in a 5 star hotel, and in the back seat of a 2 door hatchback.
I use a $10 brush to lather $60 soap and shave with razors ranging from $8 to $800.
What color is my neck?
Please send Jeeves over with the cool washcloth and the Damascus rose scent. The heat has been unbearable!
I'm a working stiff by trade currently studying to become a working stiff with a white collar. I've got ink that I don't usually discuss but my brother in law is a tattooist. My most expensive razor is my $30 Packwood (which may never be used but still) and my brush and mug cost $13 total ( 1970 Avon items, NOS). I did lash out on some Tabac soap, but I expect to get 6 months out of that. I'm also a rural volunteer firefighter and my captain doesn't have an intact tooth in his head. Do I qualify?
i do believe my collar is blue enough, i work in a copper mill,(melting the stuff), i recently bought three tubes of ingrams shave cream for 10.00 off flea bay, i have three strops that are older than i am, and my razors are all antique, i think my brush was my most luxurious item, its a semogue boar, it ran me around 40 bucks