Honing your razor with... pyramidal energy

Here is a link to a Czech patent from 1952.
As the story goes, Karel Drbal, the owner of the patent discovered during a trip to the Cheops pyramid a fully conserved rat in the walkways of the pyramid and started experimenting with pyramids when he returned home. He did several experiments with plants, water and also razors.
In short: if you put a razor at the height of the gravitational center of the pyramid and orient the sides of the pyramid neatly north-south, the razor will sharpen itself. Microstructures of the steel will start to re-organise themselves and make the razor sharper as a result. Happy reading.

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Lol, I should try this some day. Getting 111 shaves from one Feather blade sounds interesting...
>Herman

I once put my tongue in a pyramid and my girlfriend swears it has become sharper.

Similar research has come out of South America and the El Castillo pyramid. They found, however, that the pyramid alignment needed to be south-north.

James.

Wait, I dont understand what the rat has to do with my razor being sharper.:thinking:

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The rat acts as a lens for the power.

Well, it's obvious really. Fully preserved rat, sharp razor. What part of that don't you understand?

James.

Is that where the Rat Tails came from?

What about ducks? If you had 2 ducks...

Wait....what? :popcorn:

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Ducks man! Ducks!

Keep up.

James.

...ducks quickly..

I made a pyramid out of Jnats... I know I'm a genius... now, how long does it normally take?

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YMMV, but I think you need to have the edge exposed to the power of the pyramid. The way you've done it you'll probably end up with spine wear and little else. Clearly you are a pyramid noob. :)

James.

You know, I tried this method once. Ra reached down from the heavens and slapped me across the face for attempting such a foolish endeavor and told me to get a life. Yet the slap left my face BBS. So I say everyone should try it. :gl:

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I made a pyramid out of Jnats... I know I'm a genius... now, how long does it normally take?

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You should have used Enats!

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You should have used Enats!

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Enats, is that short for Emergency Naturals?
Like any stone you find in the bush that at least will get your knife a little sharper.

Egyptian naturals! They were used for pyramids.

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Egyptian naturals! They were used for pyramids.

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Now you're being the genius!

A pyramid out of Jnats. Now that's a Fawlty Tower.

btw... Is no rat, is hamster.