Thread: Honing your razor with... pyramidal energy

Here is a link to a Czech patent from 1952.
As the story goes, Karel Drbal, the owner of the patent discovered during a trip to the Cheops pyramid a fully conserved rat in the walkways of the pyramid and started experimenting with pyramids when he returned home. He did several experiments with plants, water and also razors.
In short: if you put a razor at the height of the gravitational center of the pyramid and orient the sides of the pyramid neatly north-south, the razor will sharpen itself. Microstructures of the steel will start to re-organise themselves and make the razor sharper as a result. Happy reading.

Republic of Czechslovakia

Lol, I should try this some day. Getting 111 shaves from one Feather blade sounds interesting...
>Herman

I once put my tongue in a pyramid and my girlfriend swears it has become sharper.

Similar research has come out of South America and the El Castillo pyramid. They found, however, that the pyramid alignment needed to be south-north.

James.

Wait, I dont understand what the rat has to do with my razor being sharper.

Originally Posted by that0neguyxx

Wait, I dont understand what the rat has to do with my razor being sharper.

The rat acts as a lens for the power.

Well, it's obvious really. Fully preserved rat, sharp razor. What part of that don't you understand?

James.

Is that where the Rat Tails came from?

What about ducks? If you had 2 ducks...

Wait....what?

Originally Posted by Attila

Wait....what?

Ducks man! Ducks!

Keep up.

James.

...ducks quickly..