An existential crisis of honing
(Warning, lots of words ahead. :eek:)
Honing has become a real stumbling block in my straight razor "career". When I joined this forum (exactly a year ago today, strangely enough) a huge part of the appeal was that I could get a set of equipment (razors, hones, etc.) and never need to buy anything for the rest of my life. I started getting okay at shaving with the straight, and then one day thought to myself "Hey, I think I'd be getter better shaves if this edge was sharper."
A few hours after my hones arrived I had successfully dulled my razor to the point of uselessness. This is hardly that surprising for a first attempt, I suppose, but I just could not get any of a handful of razors near shaving quality. I eventually got frustrated enough to drop back to just using a mach 3, but with real soap and a brush.
I recently decided to give the straight itself another go and find myself in a similar situation. No matter how much I read and then attempt, I can't get anything that I can shave with. Although this is usually a bad sign, I'm starting to wonder if the problem is (entirely) me, but actually is the razors. I don't feel like any of the razors I've tried really sit flat on the stone on both sides of the blade. One side feels like it's making solid, flat contact, but then when I flip over and go back down the hone the contact doesn't feel solid anymore. I can rock slightly onto the toe and the heel. Looking at the edge under magnification seems to confirm that the edge is a bit warped, as parts show smoother scratch patterns as I move up the progression, and other parts stay the same. The magic marker test appears to back this up.
So, after three stupidly large paragraphs, this brings me to my question(s). Are most razors warped to a slight degree like this? Should a properly executed X pattern work if the warping is only slight? Can I/should I fix the warping so that it does sit flat on both sides? (Assuming very slight warping, obviously a blade can be so bad as to be unfixable.)
In case it helps, my setup: 220/1k norton, 4k/8k norton, 6x2 coticule. Lapping done with sandpaper on a shiny granite tile.
I personally feel that if I can't hone my own razors, the benefit of this style of shaving is substantially lessened, so I really want to get past this learning curve. If I just can't figure these razors out, I may send them out to a honemeister. Maybe they could write a quick note about each razor, saying what, if anything, is less than perfect and what techniques can deal with the specific issues.