Important update: So I called the Sharpening House and asked if they honed straight razors, they said yes we do. So I went there with a cheapie ebay razor I am using to learn to hone and have not been able to put an edge on.
I got there and I was greeted by a very polite man who confirmed he could hone a straight. I then asked him is he uses stones, cotis, films or the like but no. He uses that spinning thing that sends sparks flying when the blades touch it.
This is the part when my conscience tells me to leave immediately but my manners tell me to find a painless way out. I then tell him that my blade is already quite sharp and that I was looking for a honemeister who would use different grit stones, etc. He replies that his spinning wheel is single grit and that the edge's smoothness comes from his skills using the wheel thing.
I then tell him that I may come back with knives and scissors to sharpen....
He is actually a very good knife and scissor sharpener, he has multiple positive reviews on Yelp. the disturbing thing is that he has a sign offering his sharpening services for knives, scissors AND razors...Which clearly he has no idea about how to sharpen...
His fee also seemed too good to be true, 8 bucks to sharpen a straight...
So, if you want your razor butchered go ahead...