This is old news guys. Allow me to put my thoughts in verse:

Some people shave with a sharpened spoon.
The edge, they say, is imparted,
By a master who's skills make ladies swoon.
Yes! Your spoon's been Murray Cartered.

But beware! Oh Carter, can't you see?
Your choice is rather reckless!
When morning comes your fate will be
Lip lacerations for breakfast!

James.