Welcome to SRP, Jackson. I can already predict by your wit that you will fit in very nicely here among us amateur crack-ups. Once you get skilled with a straight razor, you will have to decide whether it’s better to look good (beard) or feel good (shaving brother!).
I’m sure I would look better with a beard with my sparse head turf, but I enjoy the hell out of shaving especially those more difficult areas that would constantly be under beard-o. :p
Cheers!