My new razor arrived today, complete with strop. Needless to say I was pretty keen to get started and had been cultivating stubble for a day or two in readiness...

So, the razor is here, strop is here, razor is shave ready. First thing to do is the HHT. I've seen it in the movies, now to try it out. Wow, look at that, it really does work. I take a look at down the razor and see that edge tapering off to infinity and get a bit nervous. Still, let's go for it and see what happens. No soap. My wife wants to get me a brush and accessories for a present and I can't just go out and get the kit so I have to improvise. Soft paint brush and your everyday soap should do it I think and it lathers up pretty well in a bowl. I whip it around until there's a good pile and work it into my face. The brush seems to work and I'm all dressed up like Santa in no time. Time for lesson one. On closer inspection some of my bristles look a bit long and actually come from the brush. Right, make sure you have a decent brush. The real deal with have to wait, but a better paintbrush later and I'm in action again.

I flip open the razor. Blimey, this is like an exam I haven't properly revised for. Yes, I've watched the demonstrations, yes, I've seen the angles, but now it's for real and backwards in that mirror I'm getting the fear.

Main hand, cheek first, that's the ticket. I slide that bad boy down my face and it hisses off the first batch of stubble. This is great, I'm feeling badass and cool. Bit awkward with the specs on though. Take them off and damn you short sight I can see a backwards blur this time. Pop them back on in time for lesson two: get a decent mirror you can approach if you need to. So, I work my way down to the jaw line. Starting to look a bit complicated now, but the confidence is coming let's try a bit of neck. Tiny ouch, stings a bit, watch those angles, but this is going well and I'm about to learn my third lesson, the lesson of overconfidence.

It looks easy in the videos because anything an expert does is made to look easy. Don't be fooled. Should have taken the try a cheek and take it slow approach, but no I'm caught up in some sort of razor fever and decide to go for a bit above the lip...all I'm thinking about is: get the angle right and watch out for your nose. What I'm not thinking about is the shower cabinet next to my right elbow which I hit thus slipping the razor into my skin just below the nasal septum. $%££ and %^$£ and *(&& that stung and it's bleeding like the proverbial. Reach for the alum and $%£ now it really stings but at least the flow is slowing. Lesson four right there: have enough space around you and no distractions.

Right, back to the other cheek. It's my off hand now I'm already showing minor symptoms of shock thanks to the septum cut, but I'm determined and I want to get that off hand used to this. Here we go. What's this, now it's snowing, what the heck is going on?? Foam's dried up that's what. I've spent so long stemming blood flow that my foam has dried up. Brilliant. It wasn't that good to start with and now it's spent. Lesson five, get some good soap and plenty of it.

I haven't the capacity to lather up again and carry on; that is definitely enough for one day. Rub of the alum, splash of aftershave and I'm feeling well pleased. I'm allowing myself to chalk that up as shave number one. I just keep on stroking my cheek and calling myself a straight razor shaver. Mind you, I can't smile too much because the cut keeps opening up. Still, I've had a go and learned a few things and started the journey. Admittedly a slightly stuttering start, but you know what? Cuts heal, hairs grow and tomorrow is another shave.

Great to be here, thanks for the advice I've read (and will take next time!); looking forward to getting more tips and graduating properly!

Apis