Hello, Jimmy:
I love that line. I can just hear it landing with the perfect comedic timing. Wham!
Ladies and gentlemen:
As for dearly beloved and my razor and wet shaving product purchases, by now she is accustomed to my compulsive nature. She observes me examining one of my razors.
"Isn't this a gorgeous?" I say.
"Mmm." She nods. "What is it?"
"Filarmonica," I answer. "Spanish."
"Nice," she says. "Is it new?"
"No, I've had it for a while."
She throws a curious look at the bathroom counter, which is packed with razors, brushes, soaps and aftershaves. "You're running out of space," she says.
"My little kingdom," I declare.
She smiles and shuffles away. She's a sweetie.
Regards,
Obie