Well since there's no one else here at The Boars Nest, I really can't fix 'knuckle sandwiches' for anyone. However my buddy Ski, two of his boys and I went mushrooming today.
Not much luck. Ski only found a single morel, his youngest boy found 5 slightly larger morels and I found a single small morel and 4 smaller calf brains the middle son got skunked.
Here's my little collection;
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I decided to batter fry them. Normally after cleaning them I'd let them sit in the frost free frig overnight or so to dry out a bit but I wanted them NOW!
Sorry but I'd already eaten the morel when I came to my senses and took a quick pic.
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