1. Heat towel.
2. Put towel on face for 15 minutes.
3. Take towel off face and reheat for 10 minutes.
4. Place towel on face for 30 minutes.
5. Reheat towel for 7 minutes.
6. Place on face for 45 minutes.
7. Reheat towel for 7 minutes.
8. Place on face for one hour.
9. Soak brush in hot water for a half hour.
10. Take hot towel off face.
11. Put towel in clothes washer.
12. Get new towel and heat towel for 15 minutes.
13. Place towel on face.
14. Reheat towel for 5 minutes.
15. Take brush out of water it is soaking in.
16. Make lather.
17. Apply lather to face.
18. Wipe lather off face with warm towel.
19. Re-apply lather carefully.
20. Realize that I don't have enough time to shave.
21. Drive to work considering whether a beard might look nice.