I have a pet peeve.

I mean you go and apply some high end AS or balm and it dries and then your face is all sticky. Now what's with that?

Do folks really enjoy having a sticky face like some 18 month old who just finished his strained carrots? Maybe you like to catch bugs with your face.

Do the ladies like sticky faces ? I know mine doesn't?

So sound off. Whats with the sticky face? Do you like having a sticky face? If you do maybe you be one of those folks who wear fly paper skivvies eh?

I know Uncle Ezra gets off his shift at the Coal Mine and he's got so much Coal Dust on his face the missus kicks him out of the house until he scrapes it all off and the youngins think he's some monster or something.