I like it.
"If you want your looks to kill, use Hoppes aftershave."
I'd use some gunpowder mixed in...something about the smell of gunpowder just screams "manly." If there were a gunpowder cologne, I would honestly wear it all the time.
"Hoppes -- you'll still smell great, even after firing one off."
It would also be a great pre-shave oil.
I had another quote, but it used the word "lube." I'm not sure of the protocols on that one.
Another great idea: Rockstar sweat.
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