Originally Posted by
ursus
Of course there is. It has to be rubbed in counterwise with an ostrich feather. Unless of course it is low tide, full moon, you ate pasta three days ago, or the ostrich is called Frodorick, in which case you have to take a birch twig, soak it in AS for a forthnight and smoke it like a incense. ;)
Or you could be a heretic and slap it on, splash it on, spray it on, or rub it on (I usually wet my hands and face with water so it is easier). Try it out yourself and choose what suits you better, mate!