YYaaarrrgghh! If any of ye be dressin as pirates this weekend for any unspecific reasons (ok, ok, my girlfriend insisted we do Halloween with couples-costumes; I know- I'll officially turn in my man-card on Monday), then I'd remind ye all that the only appropriate aftershave for any respectable pirate or privateer be a stout, olde timey bay rum! It'll be my test-run of my newly-arrived Ogalla's tomorrow night! Now, back to swabbin the poop deck and raisin the mizzenmast with the lot o' ya!
Yaaargh...