I am waiting as patiently as possible for this in the mail: http://picasaweb.google.com/aukani/Henckels
I know it's not pretty, but it's going to be my first shave (rumor has she's a great shaver), so I humbly submit my application to the Clan. Plus, I have an actual twin brother, which I hope the committee keeps in consideration. :P
-Josh