Since this thread is here to allow one to fantasize completely as to their NOS Unicorn razor then I must put forth the desire for a fully motorized, self sharpening, remote controlle......oh, sorry I thought I was on the Forum of Electric Machines for the Purpose of Beard Reduction.
My NOS Unicorn razor would be any decent brand 9/8 round nose razor that somehow got past Phranks constant acquisition of such beauties. (Ideally the maker would be someone with my last name so it could be matched up to the strop I have that bears my last name.)