I should only have such a problem!

As much as I've enjoyed and agree with previous posters -- in particular, Christian1 -- I have a different proposal:

Take your time to find and purchase a used ≧7/8 blade, with or without scales, and send it to one of the "razor whisperers" whose testimonials are legion on SRP (and/or elsewhere) for "rehab".

My 2-cents (which cost me a lot more). Thankfully, your budget is greater.