Maestro Livi Purchase - for Lynn

Dear Lynn,

I am so troubled; I truly wish you could help. You see, I am a 39 year-old public relations executive, and my life is so painful. I really do not know where to turn. My dream in life has always been to have a successful career doing something I love.

My parents always encouraged me to become a PR executive, but deep down I always knew that it was not the career for me. I could never bring myself to tell my parents that I really wanted to be a master shaver at a barbershop.

And so, I have plodded along all these 16 years in PR -- representing the rich and famous, going on exotic trips, eating at the finest restaurants and making a ton of money. I have a beautiful wife and two darling children, but my life is empty. I do not want to be a PR executive anymore. This depresses me every day, and every night I dream about being a master shaver at a barbershop.

My problem is that I do not own a Maestro Livi razor, with which I could learn to shave really, really smoothly and thus convince my family I have what it takes to become a professional master shaver.

This is so difficult for me and I feel so trapped. But I know with your assistance in securing me a spot on the Maestro Livi group purchase, my life could change and I could lose the heartbreak, lose the pain and get over the gambling problem.

Thank you sincerely, in advance, for including me in the Maestro Livi group purchase.
PRHomme

Get in line, Buddy!
:D

Ken

I don't think you helped the cause with "made a ton of money":w I think the appropriate response here is to contact the Maestro yourself and get a custom! This is for us folks with more meager means!:roflmao :roflmao :roflmao :y

Made me laugh though, thanks!

Mark

You forgot your efforts to overcome your troubled childhood on the mean streets of Calcutta and your frequent bouts with various addictions. All that could be put behind you ...if only...well, you know. :rolleyes:

I like this post.

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Originally Posted by prhomme

Dear Lynn,

I am so troubled; I truly wish you could help. You see, I am a 39 year-old public relations executive, and my life is so painful. I really do not know where to turn. My dream in life has always been to have a successful career doing something I love.

My parents always encouraged me to become a PR executive, but deep down I always knew that it was not the career for me. I could never bring myself to tell my parents that I really wanted to be a master shaver at a barbershop.

And so, I have plodded along all these 16 years in PR -- representing the rich and famous, going on exotic trips, eating at the finest restaurants and making a ton of money. I have a beautiful wife and two darling children, but my life is empty. I do not want to be a PR executive anymore. This depresses me every day, and every night I dream about being a master shaver at a barbershop.

My problem is that I do not own a Maestro Livi razor, with which I could learn to shave really, really smoothly and thus convince my family I have what it takes to become a professional master shaver.

This is so difficult for me and I feel so trapped. But I know with your assistance in securing me a spot on the Maestro Livi group purchase, my life could change and I could lose the heartbreak, lose the pain and get over the gambling problem.

Thank you sincerely, in advance, for including me in the Maestro Livi group purchase.
PRHomme

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Originally Posted by kbuzbee

Get in line, Buddy!
:D

Ken

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What he said

:roflmao

umm...buy one yourself...? :shrug:

tough crowd amigo! better luck next time!

I thought he was going to start talking about a Nigerian prince....

I thought he was buying Lynn a Maestro Livi. :thinking:
Go figure.

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Originally Posted by kasperitis

I thought he was going to start talking about a Nigerian prince....

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I think the moderators edited that part out. He IS the Nigerian Prince;) who will wire you $1,000,000 USD when you send him your Livi......:w

Ken

Excellent post - made my day!

I'm taking your job 'representing the rich and famous' and 'making a ton of money' as soon as you open your very own barbershop and start pursuing your dreams.
Judging by your PR skills, as demonstrated in the first post in this thread and all subsequent responses, I'll be the king of PR!!!

OK guys, all of you in line for the special edition SRP ML, please step over 3 feet to the right and form the new line for the FREE ML courtesy of the new king of PR! As soon as I get my signing bonus the orders will be placed in the first-come-first-served basis. But you have to move to that new and better line.

- YOUR FUTURE AND BEST EVER PR KING

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Originally Posted by gugi

Excellent post - made my day!

I'm taking your job 'representing the rich and famous' and 'making a ton of money' as soon as you open your very own barbershop and start pursuing your dreams.
Judging by your PR skills, as demonstrated in the first post in this thread and all subsequent responses, I'll be the king of PR!!!

OK guys, all of you in line for the special edition SRP ML, please step over 3 feet to the right and form the new line for the FREE ML courtesy of the new king of PR! As soon as I get my signing bonus the orders will be placed in the first-come-first-served basis. But you have to move to that new and better line.

- YOUR FUTURE AND BEST EVER PR KING

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Ok I moved 3 feet to my right and I am putting my name in line to be first thanks a lot :roflmao :roflmao

But you forgot to start and end with 'Your royal PR highness'! <sigh> where are the manners these days, no rispek left...
OK, I'll let it go this one time and you'll are first in line. :)

It's been a long while since I've had a good old fashion belly laugh. Thanks, this made my day........ what a load lol

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Originally Posted by OLD_SCHOOL

I thought he was buying Lynn a Maestro Livi. :thinking:
Go figure.

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Me too OLD SCHOOL! :roflmao

Peerhaps with such a high-flying well-paid job in PR prhomme can afford not only to get himself a custom SRP ML but to get us ALL said razors!

I'm first in THAT line! Its very kind of you sir :D

Now who was the PR guy... was that prhomme or gugi? :roflmao