Thread: Maestro Livi Purchase - for Lynn

Dear Lynn,

I am so troubled; I truly wish you could help. You see, I am a 39 year-old public relations executive, and my life is so painful. I really do not know where to turn. My dream in life has always been to have a successful career doing something I love.

My parents always encouraged me to become a PR executive, but deep down I always knew that it was not the career for me. I could never bring myself to tell my parents that I really wanted to be a master shaver at a barbershop.

And so, I have plodded along all these 16 years in PR -- representing the rich and famous, going on exotic trips, eating at the finest restaurants and making a ton of money. I have a beautiful wife and two darling children, but my life is empty. I do not want to be a PR executive anymore. This depresses me every day, and every night I dream about being a master shaver at a barbershop.

My problem is that I do not own a Maestro Livi razor, with which I could learn to shave really, really smoothly and thus convince my family I have what it takes to become a professional master shaver.

This is so difficult for me and I feel so trapped. But I know with your assistance in securing me a spot on the Maestro Livi group purchase, my life could change and I could lose the heartbreak, lose the pain and get over the gambling problem.

Thank you sincerely, in advance, for including me in the Maestro Livi group purchase.
PRHomme

Get in line, Buddy!


Ken

I don't think you helped the cause with "made a ton of money" I think the appropriate response here is to contact the Maestro yourself and get a custom! This is for us folks with more meager means!

Made me laugh though, thanks!

Mark

You forgot your efforts to overcome your troubled childhood on the mean streets of Calcutta and your frequent bouts with various addictions. All that could be put behind you ...if only...well, you know.

I like this post.

Originally Posted by prhomme

Dear Lynn,

I am so troubled; I truly wish you could help. You see, I am a 39 year-old public relations executive, and my life is so painful. I really do not know where to turn. My dream in life has always been to have a successful career doing something I love.

My parents always encouraged me to become a PR executive, but deep down I always knew that it was not the career for me. I could never bring myself to tell my parents that I really wanted to be a master shaver at a barbershop.

And so, I have plodded along all these 16 years in PR -- representing the rich and famous, going on exotic trips, eating at the finest restaurants and making a ton of money. I have a beautiful wife and two darling children, but my life is empty. I do not want to be a PR executive anymore. This depresses me every day, and every night I dream about being a master shaver at a barbershop.

My problem is that I do not own a Maestro Livi razor, with which I could learn to shave really, really smoothly and thus convince my family I have what it takes to become a professional master shaver.

This is so difficult for me and I feel so trapped. But I know with your assistance in securing me a spot on the Maestro Livi group purchase, my life could change and I could lose the heartbreak, lose the pain and get over the gambling problem.

Thank you sincerely, in advance, for including me in the Maestro Livi group purchase.
PRHomme

Originally Posted by kbuzbee

Get in line, Buddy!


Ken

What he said

umm...buy one yourself...?

tough crowd amigo! better luck next time!

I thought he was going to start talking about a Nigerian prince....

I thought he was buying Lynn a Maestro Livi.
Go figure.

Originally Posted by kasperitis

I thought he was going to start talking about a Nigerian prince....

I think the moderators edited that part out. He IS the Nigerian Prince who will wire you $1,000,000 USD when you send him your Livi......

Ken