How can you tell your wife you've gone razor crazy
Ladies and gentlemen:
Dearly beloved and I have been together for almost 45 years. Not once have I questioned why she bought a certain jewelry, dress, makeup and other luxuries lovely ladies should have. Better yet, I encourage her to buy whatever she wants. Always have. And if she has not, I have bought it for her.
By now dearly beloved, who is an extremely smart and logical woman, also knows my habits and compulsions. Once she asked me if I needed all those razors, brushes, soaps, creams and aftershaves. "Of course," I replied. "I'm a gentleman." She smiled and shuffled away.
When I show her a certain beautiful razor, she seems to admire the art element of it as much as I. Sometimes I show her the rich lather I have whipped up and she smiles and says, "Thick."
She still cannot understand why on earth anyone would shave with a straight razor. Knowing I have a few loose screws and countless obsessions, however, she smiles when I say, "Because I am a gentleman."
Regards,
Obie