Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
Open Challenge to all straight razor shavers
$5,000
To the first one that can push a razor into his/her face flesh while shaving hard enough to chip it.
Video proof required.
Pushing against piercings forbidden
Calling your dremel "flesh" forbidden
Representing grinding with a dremel ("flesh") as shaving also forbidden
Irresponsible lying creeps not allowed to enter
Poor humor aside, hats off for even considering refunding the money. Everything we do says something about who we are, and this says volumes about you and about your... er... customer. Care to guess whom I'd buy a beer?.
Your business, your call - and there's no wrong call here - but I agree with the sentiment expressed above: It walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck...
Best,
Marcos