Printable View
You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes youŽd like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, IŽd like to have them all for me
Ledemon, you keep away from my razors - if I even see you making eyes at them, there's going to be trouble! :)
If razors were really like women, I'd be dead.
If razors were like women I'd be poorer, can't afford more than one ex.
Bob
They aren't really like women. More like my mother-in-law.
No, no...Razors are not like women at all. Women can really hurt you. LOL
Ahh, so ledemon! You are like the Sancho of razors! :rofl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ledemon
Razors can only cut you, women can rip your guts out.
Diagnosis: :hmmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by ledemon
Delirium is a common and severe neuropsychiatric syndrome and is often the first symptom of R.A D. (Razor Acquisition Disorder)
A razor has never broken my heart. :cry:
Men seem to be less insulting to razors.
My razor doesn't mind if I have 20 or 30 others.
My razors have never asked me "Do these scales make my blade llook big"
This is because razors are usually what they appear to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tierdaen
the bottom line seems to be that we cant live without them ...lol
And we can't live with em, either! :D ...Women, that is. A man needs a razor!
hahaha!! nice oneQuote:
Originally Posted by 1OldGI
i was gonna add that but a female friend of mine was sitting next to me and i didnt want to get knocked upside the head from behind ...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by sharptonn
So would an extra hollow grind razor be like a thin runway model and a near wedge like a thick curvy woman? Let me look at my girlfriend...I must like 1/4 hollow razors! :roflmao
Exactly! Excellent!Quote:
Originally Posted by rcavazos1922
Attachment 120424
Razors can't be like women. Razors don't leave me depressed and questioning my self worth.:(
Razors don't drive me crazy.
Razors are more like a male friend. They can be fun and useful, sometimes can be a bastard but not really mean it, they don't care how many other friends you have, and you shouldn't drink too much with them unless you want to get into some trouble.
Because they are often in a strop?
International explanation of my attempt at a joke:
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-str2.htm
One way razors remind me of women: I have always said "a woman may not be able to kick your a$$ but they don't have to. They can make you kick your own a$$."
Some can get a whole lot sharper than others, I have found.
A dull women is undesirable just as a dull razor is.
Yeah...But due to popular opinion, it's hard to prove.
I might not have the popular opinion but I like keen women and razors.....:shrug:
Yeah.....Sometimes the pretty dull ones are convinced they are sharp. Popular custom women. Seen that before...
Can't do much with those.
Adversely, women who smile too much can be suspicious. Not so for razors.
I would rather take my chances with one that smiles rather than one that frowns.
They don't always start out that way, Tim!
Some cannot hold an edge! :(
Figuring out how to hone them can take a lifetime and still not be accomplished.
Then, there are the lucky ones! Home Run right out of the box!
Of exhaustion?Quote:
Originally Posted by ace
Razors don't care how much space I take up in the bathroom, women do.
....because they both like to get in to your face?
....because they both have Internet forums with people commenting on them?
Never met any who are content to be part of a collection
(Edit: but then maybe it's the part of the world I live in)
