Thread: Razors are like women

You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes you´d like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, I´d like to have them all for me

Ledemon, you keep away from my razors - if I even see you making eyes at them, there's going to be trouble!

If razors were really like women, I'd be dead.

If razors were like women I'd be poorer, can't afford more than one ex.

Bob

They aren't really like women. More like my mother-in-law.

No, no...Razors are not like women at all. Women can really hurt you. LOL

Originally Posted by ledemon

You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes you´d like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, I´d like to have them all for me

Ahh, so ledemon! You are like the Sancho of razors!

Razors can only cut you, women can rip your guts out.

Originally Posted by ledemon

.................... To be honest, I´d like to have them all for me

Diagnosis:

Delirium is a common and severe neuropsychiatric syndrome and is often the first symptom of R.A D. (Razor Acquisition Disorder)

A razor has never broken my heart.