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    You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes youŽd like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, IŽd like to have them all for me

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    Ledemon, you keep away from my razors - if I even see you making eyes at them, there's going to be trouble!

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    If razors were really like women, I'd be dead.

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    If razors were like women I'd be poorer, can't afford more than one ex.

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    They aren't really like women. More like my mother-in-law.
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    No, no...Razors are not like women at all. Women can really hurt you. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by ledemon View Post
    You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes youŽd like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, IŽd like to have them all for me
    Ahh, so ledemon! You are like the Sancho of razors!
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    Razors can only cut you, women can rip your guts out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ledemon View Post
    .................... To be honest, IŽd like to have them all for me
    Diagnosis:

    Delirium is a common and severe neuropsychiatric syndrome and is often the first symptom of R.A D. (Razor Acquisition Disorder)
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    A razor has never broken my heart.
    From their stillness came their non-action...Doing-nothing was accompanied by the feeling of satisfaction, anxieties and troubles find no place

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