Thread: Razors are like women

Razors don't drive me crazy.

Razors are more like a male friend. They can be fun and useful, sometimes can be a bastard but not really mean it, they don't care how many other friends you have, and you shouldn't drink too much with them unless you want to get into some trouble.

Because they are often in a strop?

International explanation of my attempt at a joke:
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-str2.htm

One way razors remind me of women: I have always said "a woman may not be able to kick your a$$ but they don't have to. They can make you kick your own a$$."

Some can get a whole lot sharper than others, I have found.

A dull women is undesirable just as a dull razor is.

Yeah...But due to popular opinion, it's hard to prove.

I might not have the popular opinion but I like keen women and razors.....

Yeah.....Sometimes the pretty dull ones are convinced they are sharp. Popular custom women. Seen that before...
Can't do much with those.

Adversely, women who smile too much can be suspicious. Not so for razors.

I would rather take my chances with one that smiles rather than one that frowns.