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  1. 02-06-2013, 09:55 PM #1
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    Default Razors are like women

    You love them, some of them treat you very nicely, some others are picky and want all you attention in order to treat you well, some are definitely not for you. Sometimes youŽd like to try them all and see the one that fits you perfectly. Every now and then you fall in love with a particular one, but then another one appears, with beautyful scales and an elegant blade shape, and then you see another one and so on. To be honest, IŽd like to have them all for me
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    Ledemon, you keep away from my razors - if I even see you making eyes at them, there's going to be trouble!
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    If razors were really like women, I'd be dead.
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    If razors were like women I'd be poorer, can't afford more than one ex.

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    No, no...Razors are not like women at all. Women can really hurt you. LOL
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    Razors can only cut you, women can rip your guts out.
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    They aren't really like women. More like my mother-in-law.
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    Of exhaustion?
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    If razors were really like women, I'd be dead.
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    Razors don't care how much space I take up in the bathroom, women do.
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    ....because they both like to get in to your face?
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