A day or so ago I lamented about the Boker Piccadilly being discontinued, and how I was waiting to use a gift certificate I got for Christmas:

http://straightrazorpalace.com/razors/95347-bummer.html

Yesterday, I said to my wife, "You know how I was waiting for that razor ... (yada yada) ... well, it's been discontinued!"

Her response: "Well, since you have so many razors, I really don't have any sympathy for you."

I just stood there, figuring she was going to kick me in the balls next.

The worst part - I only have 10 razors! I think I need to introduce her to some of you guys!