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Hmmm. That's got me thinking she might have ulterior motives! See, I left out what happened later that same evening...

I'm still honing at dinner time. I'm totally Zenned out; the mechanism is...

For some reason, my wife seemed to think, "OK, he's shaving now. It's time to walk behind him from closet to bathroom as many times as I possibly can." I swear, the woman would go all day *without*...