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:o Jeez, you're going to make me blush! There were tons of good Limericks...which is why I had to change the rules!! :D

Thanks good sir, but the gauntlet was thrown down, and I bring no knife to a gun fight. ;)

All this rhyming based on a strop
Makes me so angry I just want to hop.
You guys are so great,
it's stirring up hate...
I've got to go drink up some Schnapps.

But then I realize just where I...

Man, the more I look at those strops, the better I think they look. Jimbo, when you go into business look north to Japan, mate.

Oooh oohh! I got another one!

My friend Jimbo made me a strop,...

I'm down with that...

There once was a big roo from Sydney,
that gave me a punch in the kidney.
I turned for a smack,
but with those eyes looking back...
We marry next weekend on Sunday.