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Am I the only one who's looking forward to having a small scar (see: Harrison Ford's chin), and when people ask how I got it I can say "shaving...with my straight razor."

Maybe it's the sadist in...

My razor's arriving Monday (my first legitimate one), and I already know she's a woman.

How?

Only a woman can be so scornful yet delicate in the flip of a switch.

I'll be sure to tell you...