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I like it.

"If you want your looks to kill, use Hoppes aftershave."

I'd use some gunpowder mixed in...something about the smell of gunpowder just screams "manly." If there were a gunpowder...

Snakes are to be used as condoms, duh.

I use AOS Sandalwood cream to shave, and my girlfriend LOVES it. We'll be laying around and she'll just smell my cheeks and then jump me.

I think that's a...