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I can read you the forum in my normal, dull voice for the standard fee.
At $35 you can have me read the forum like a normal adult.
For only $45 I will read you the forum as Sir Sean Connery.
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These are paid ads from whichever account the admins have set up for. Basically, it's whatever will pay for space on the website. I'm sure Dave &Co. would love to have all-shaving related ads, but...