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Don't worry, if I ruin the edge my parents have this cool electric knife sharpener widget that I bet would get it sharp again:w

The time-in-transit remains constant at 2-3 days, so this doesn't help very much.

Every time it's dropped.

Well you know, specks of dust can look like microchips under the microscope, and you can't send the razor on to the next guy with microchips in it can you? Not after he's paid all that money to join...

And some of us would find an excuse to hone it :-)