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Who went by the name Merlin...

As his waistband expands...

Whilst pondering my very next shave...

From the comfort of my man-cave...

I met a young lass from Utopia..

Who had a bad case of myopia...

Her poor eyes can't see far...

As she stumbled into the bar...

Ok Utopian, let's start this one over because I thought you were starting the next limerick with post 240 and post 239 from "gflifgt" was posted to finish the previous one but Jimbo beat him to the...

Axe in hand I head to the wood shed...

Or else it becomes captive

Do over, sorry mapleleafalumnus, but it appears you missed the ryhme scheme. Let's try this again:

Jimbo: While browsing antiques in Nantucket...
RS: tired, I decided to sit on a tuffet,
J:...

tired, I decided to sit on a tuffet

not to would be a sin

As I perused some fillys on the bay...

whose suitor was named Hewey...

whilst wearing his leather vest

using stealth like a cat

I remembered days of living in the dorms

who did his fair share of seeding

was startled and fell on her rump.

with skill some considered good

and he seems to forget

where he met a talking bat

"These are real, so there!"

"And what is your name?"