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Inuendos aside, this is why my mantra for years has been "We don't need no steenking badgers" a boar brush will soften a little with repeated use but across the board they seem to remain quite a bit...

If my brush remains stiff for four hours hospital be damned I'm showing everyone in a five block radius! Chief, I'll see your rimshot and raise you one.

I knew a guy once who chewed and swallowed two viagra...he had a stiff neck for 8 hours <Insert Rimshot here>