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Prep: 3 mile hills run, bob in the pool, lukewarm shower, baby oil gel
Razor: Lecran Cutlery (fresh off the rock)
Brush: Semogue 2000
Soap: L'Occtaine en Provence
AS: Nivea Double Action...

OK, so we know what you'll be removing the lint from your tux with. Where's the razor?

Prep: An inadequate night's sleep and a ridiculously hot shower
Razor: C.V. Heljestrand Mk4
Brush: VDH Boar
Soap: TSD Iced Sub-Zero
AS: Aqua Velva Classic
Finish: La Toja Manantiales EdC
...

In the interest of integrity I would have to recuse myself form these proceedings. Beaters are all I own! :)

Prep: 3 mile run, lukewarm shower, Barbasol
Razor: Imperial Extra Hollow Ground
Brush: VDH Boar
Soap: TSD Iced Sub-Zero
AS: Dickinson's Witch Hazel
Finish: Crusellas Kolonia 1800 Sandalwood...

The End of Another Ten Minute Weekend
Prep: Hot Shower
Razor: C.V. Heljestrand Mk-4
Brush: VDH Boar
Soap: Arko Shavestick
AS: Nivea Double Action Balm, Dickinson's Witch Hazel
Finish: ...

Prep: Lukewarm Shower
Razor: Friedmann and Lauterjung "Electric"
Brush: VDH Boar
Soap: Uber Lather Barbasol and TSD Iced Sub-Zero
AS: Nivea Double Action Balm, Aqua Velva Classic
Finish: ...