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Now you start that and I may have to take a car ride and steal your keyboard :p

I think that is the crux of the argument is that if they are all good how do you pick. Most say to pick the one that you like the best.. but if they all have black scales and shiny silver blades then...

Maybe make the FAQ kinda like an EULA that they must read when they register and check the box that they have read it. Then you could ban them for not actually reading the terms of service if they...