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And thought that his neighbors were crass

In a Vicodin haze Lynn was honing

Twas there it was perched

Forgot where he'd hidden his knife

makes my razor act weird

He said with a hint of disdain...

Whose lather was laced with glue...

On the night he wed his fair bride

He'd bait with chopped liver

Whilst testing his friends' rhyming skills

While eating my lunch at my desk

said "who let that stank fly"

An old lass with a dowager's hump

then me lass to the store I did send her

But when my pole bend down...

confusing their with they're...

And dreamt that the pin-up I'd lay.

I noted a missing door hinge

while inspecting my grandpa's clock

and shoot off the dunny door lock

and my gun is half-c0cked

I thought "gee this mutt's getting dummer!"

He stole razors from the rich

keeping girls from spraying the mace

Whilst placing the blade to his face