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If I asked my wife to shave me, she'd laugh and say something like, 'I never thought it possible for a bone lazy pig of a man to get lazier, but it obviously is!' Well actually she wouldn't...

Geez I reckon the razor would look dull to a blind man the way she stropped it.


My wife wouldn't shave me with a CT in a pink fit. She is way too scared of sharp things. She's even paranoid...